GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the